If it weren't for WiFi and a laptop.......I'm not surprised that it's the hallucinogenic ramblings of a pyromaniac fireman that would fan the dying embers of such an under-whelming issue. Reaper, for a clearer head, you should observe better safety precautions and not breathe the fumes while you are mixing combustible accelerants for starting fires to stoke your psycho sexual arousal.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.