I went to visit my granny in the nursing home when I was a teenager. When I arrived, she was asleep, so I just sat down in a chair in her room, watched some television and ate some peanuts from a bowl on the table.

Eventually, granny wakes up, and I realize that I've absentmindedly finished all the peanuts in the bowl. I told my granny that I was sorry I had eaten all of her peanuts. She replied that was okay, after she sucks the chocolate off, she doesn't like them anyway.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.