Okay, as previously noted, I am an excellent procrastinator. However, tonight is the big event and I have selected my questions. Thanks to everyone who helped, especially desertrat, one of the few genuinely warped people I have encountered. wink Sorry gang, I just couldn't bring myself to ask serious questions. Perhaps I don't have the right attitude here, but me and the girls are looking forward to a fun evening and just so you know, my questions are tame compared to some of theirs! laugh
Following, in no particular order, are the questions I'll be asking:

1. Do you know how to use a whip?
2. When was the last time you thoroughly cleaned your bathroom?
3. If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
4. Do you bruise easily?
5. If I'm hurling, will you hold my hair out of the way for me?
6. If I needed help disposing of a body, could I count on you?
7. What law would you break if you knew you wouldn't be caught?
8. When you step out of the shower, what body part gets dried first?
9. Can I look in your wallet?
10. In a social setting which best describes you: Introvert, extrovert, or pervert?


And a couple of optional questions, to be used depending on the appropriateness: :rolleyes:

If I asked to pet your monkey, what body part would you offer to me?
Do you still live with your mother?

Trip report to follow. laugh