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We are currently negotiating with Elbert's publisher and are happy to announce we have two new books in the works. "The S.P.Queen's Guide to Third World Chic" and a new cookbook "Bite Me!" We were getting a little tired of giving out advise for free, something we try not to do. You will find invaluable advise like,"You have to wear underwear if your short" and some of those recipes will just make you wanna slap r mama.

I have been busy working on the outline for S.P.Queens Third World Chic. How's this for a start....
Chapter 1: The Queenly Way to git inta and outta a Pirogue

Chapter 2: The many ways of Delicately using Duct Tape

That's as fur as I can git rite naow as been a bit busy...Might could maybe cum up with sum more if'n I puts my mind ter it...

Delicately using duct tape????? This I gotta hear!! :rolleyes: :p

Yes dear, Tammy is a pro with the duct tape. Now chil' were you the one inquiring about our "Brownie" recipe? We have , I am happy to report included our "Fancy Feast Pate" but the brownie recipe was covered in "Sparkin'With The Queens".

Lovey, Have you hired a ghost writer or did you purchase my latest edition of "PITHY SAYINGS AND CATCHY COME BACKS"?

OOOOH, We'd just love to have that book hunny! You wouldn't charge our cute little ol' selves would you????

The "PROMISE" may get you a copy !!!!!

The "promise"? YOu are just so cute we could kiss you right on the lips, but we would expect a little more. Like we could use some more real trashy "teddies". Since you're right there in Houston, you could just swing by our very favorite store "Needless Markups" and pick 'em up. Hunny, that little 'ol Super Spud of mine told me when he died he was havin' his ashes sprinkled in "Needless Markups" just to make sure I came to visit him once in awhile. Isn't he just tooo precious?

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