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Thurs. Funny! #183352
10/20/05 05:33 PM
10/20/05 05:33 PM
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Houston
travelqueen Offline OP
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Original 'Out Of Office' Auto Replies


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Re: Thurs. Funny! #183353
10/20/05 07:01 PM
10/20/05 07:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
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Northeast US
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Hey TQ! That was hilarious. I'm working on getting to SP soon so I can get our stand running! Hopefully I'll get at least a long weekend in before Christmas! Congrats again, on the Astros!

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183354
10/21/05 09:58 AM
10/21/05 09:58 AM
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Houston
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oooooo when before Christmas, perhaps during Jazz Fest?? wink

Go Astros!!!

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183355
10/22/05 09:28 PM
10/22/05 09:28 PM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,273
San Pedro
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toooooooooo funny, one of the best email forwards ever.

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183356
10/23/05 10:08 AM
10/23/05 10:08 AM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,268
Bellaire, Tx. and the World
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OMG, I needed a good laugh this morning! This did it! eek

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183357
10/25/05 09:04 PM
10/25/05 09:04 PM
Joined: Mar 2003
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San Pedro& Indiana
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Thanks travelqueen smile cool laugh wink


Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Re: Thurs. Funny! #183358
10/26/05 04:03 PM
10/26/05 04:03 PM
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Houston
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Blond & Football...

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his Blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183359
10/26/05 05:03 PM
10/26/05 05:03 PM
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Houston
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Blond...

I was sitting at the counter in a diner recently,

next to a blond woman who was engrossed in readinng

her newspaper.



I noticed one of the headlines that blared:

"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." I could see that

she shook her head at the sad news as she read

the article.

Then, suddenly she turned and asked,

"How many is a Brazilian?"

Re: Thurs. Funny! #183360
10/27/05 02:59 PM
10/27/05 02:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 79
USA Northern Illinois
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What's In A Name?


A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.

He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Did your mother give it to you?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in my life -- cars and men."

They continued to talk and finally she asked, "What's your name"?

"Beer Sex,"... he replied


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Re: Thurs. Funny! #183361
10/27/05 04:17 PM
10/27/05 04:17 PM
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Sequim, WA & San Pedro
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I am looking at these 2 pictures side by side and cannot tell the difference. There is suppose to be 3 things that are different in this pic. Help please!
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf


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