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#187719 - 01/21/06 01:47 PM Its cold here in BC!  
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Pugs Hate the Sun Offline
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to
why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide
team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off
the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper,
entered the ward and unplugged the life support system, so he could use
the vacuum cleaner.

#187720 - 01/21/06 01:50 PM Re: Its cold here in BC!  
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spl Offline
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I am sorry, this is just horrible, not funny and sick.

#187721 - 01/21/06 04:34 PM Re: Its cold here in BC!  
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Very funny!

#187722 - 01/21/06 05:38 PM Re: Its cold here in BC!  
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No need to apologize spl. I admit, I am a tad warped. I had no idea you had an Uncle Pookie. :p

#187723 - 01/22/06 06:17 AM Re: Its cold here in BC!  
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Hey Pugs, spl is right, it is horrible, but horribly funny. Do you work in the medical field. We are all known for our warped sense of humor. Keeps us sane?

Live so that when you arise in the A.M, Satan shudders & says..
'Oh sh t..she's awake!'
#187724 - 01/22/06 01:50 PM Re: Its cold here in BC!  
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Medical lifeguarding counts...I used to lifeguard. I work in a bank. Most of the people I work with are rather twisted - so its fun. And, I get lots of time off, so I'm hoping to come to San Pedro to visit my brother.

#187725 - 01/24/06 11:56 AM Re: Its cold here in BC!  
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Hey Pugs,
it's winter in Belize, too!


"Facts are the enemy of Truth"
Don Quixote
#187726 - 01/25/06 11:51 PM Re: Its cold here in BC!  
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damn, I'm trying to post a picture of the snow here...and of my son curling.

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