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#187719 01/21/06 01:47 PM
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to
why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide
team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the
incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off
the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper,
entered the ward and unplugged the life support system, so he could use
the vacuum cleaner.

#187720 01/21/06 01:50 PM
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I am sorry, this is just horrible, not funny and sick.

#187721 01/21/06 04:34 PM
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Very funny!

#187722 01/21/06 05:38 PM
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No need to apologize spl. I admit, I am a tad warped. I had no idea you had an Uncle Pookie. :p

#187723 01/22/06 06:17 AM
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Hey Pugs, spl is right, it is horrible, but horribly funny. Do you work in the medical field. We are all known for our warped sense of humor. Keeps us sane?


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'Oh sh t..she's awake!'
#187724 01/22/06 01:50 PM
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Medical field...no..unless lifeguarding counts...I used to lifeguard. I work in a bank. Most of the people I work with are rather twisted - so its fun. And, I get lots of time off, so I'm hoping to come to San Pedro to visit my brother.

#187725 01/24/06 11:56 AM
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Hey Pugs,
it's winter in Belize, too!

Dan

http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/BHXX0001.html


"Facts are the enemy of Truth"
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#187726 01/25/06 11:51 PM
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damn, I'm trying to post a picture of the snow here...and of my son curling.
ITS FREEZING!!!


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