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Swung them out over the lagoon's big CROC...the tourists, not the chickens! But then...

backpacks left the Luv Shack walking to Pedro's Inn to celebrate the

the owner saying "I am fed up with reading posts from people that live here but don't know which direction to turn." The unruly mobbed cheered and cheered his symphathetic nature but then . . .

The evening turned ugly, as fly-boy changed the tv channel just as a goal was scored! So el diablo...

yelled "You suck".

But spl . . .

thought that language was not offensive enough, so he said . . .

"are you considered not intellectually challenged? Just alcoholically challenged? Can't you think of something more offensive to say, like calling him a jerk?"

Pedro1, as he waded out to sea, felt some of his good-guy nature to begin to wear thin and so he encouraged his posse to . . .

hijack the "Minnow", which was still wallowing off shore. Unfortunately, Pedro1 and his posse were unaware that this would subject them to a huge fine related to reef damage, namely...

Abducting Hello Kitty who was only 12 years old. When apprehended she cried . . . .

"Please don't hurt me! I can lead you to 'catdog' & 'Pugs hate the sun' ". Meanwhile