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Clever with the GOP, NY.
The two cow definition for Conservative is: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
Deacon: you've won my heart!
Rykat: please keep the barn door closed!
Be a pal, save a Dal.
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Are they flounders? We have to know, so we can determine which side of the political fence they fall on, and how to word the legislation regarding taking your fish and redistributing them to fishless people. If they are Koi, they are exempt, except in Missouri.
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
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The conservatives will make sure no cow is left behind but then eat all of the cows because there is oil under the pasture and they were just in the way.
The liberals will be upset because the bulls can't marry each other.
The Green party will make fuel out of the bulls*%t and really upset the oil companies.
Haliburton will win a huge no bid contract for feeding the displaced cows and building barns in a few weeks that the Amish do in a day for 1/62 the cost.
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TWO COWS-CALIFORNIAN
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed.
It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks.
It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows.
One makes milk; the other doesn't.
You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination.
You lose in court.
You sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow.
You change your business to beef. PETA pickets your farm.
Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Cruz Bustamante calls for higher farm taxes to help 'working cows'.
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm 'for the children'.
Gray Davis signs a law giving your farm to Mexico.
The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.
You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death.
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.
I've already told you more than I know.
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Palapa, did you make that up? Cause it's pretty damn funny, even if it isn't entirely accurate! 
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PalapaBob, you are definitely a "Bob".
Law, anything entirely accurate is seldom funny. :p Or not.
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OOOO! Palapabob, very good and totally accurate!
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Ya know, Bob, you just might have a point there. 
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