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#231900 - 03/08/07 10:02 PM funniest spam email  
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tacogirl Offline
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According to this email I just got, I am getting enough money to throw a big ass party. Who wants to come lol.....

Dear Beneficiary
2-5 Warwick Court , London , WC1R 5DJ
DX: LONDON , Chancery land - United Kingdom

E-MAIL:( )


Dear Beneficiary,

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate
of Late Engr. Jürgen Krügger; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered.

I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email
address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Mr.
Jürgen Krügger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.

Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Mr. Jürgen Krügger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to be involved in charitable projects. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.

Late Engr. Jürgen Krügger died on the 13th day of December, 2004 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time. contact me with my e-mail address blow.


Barrister Christopher Motley ESQ
EMAIL: ( )

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#231902 - 03/08/07 10:15 PM Re: funniest spam email [Re: tacogirl]  
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congratulations!! I knew you were not just any taco!

I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
#231903 - 03/08/07 10:17 PM Re: funniest spam email [Re: tacogirl]  
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RI Beth Offline
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Hey TG:

You are one lucky lady! No doubt, if you responded, you'd be asked for your banking information so they can wire you the $7.1 mil - then they'd clean your account out.

The names and the quirky details are a hoot!

#231906 - 03/09/07 12:34 AM Re: funniest spam email [Re: RI Beth]  
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With all of that Helicopter Society $$$ you're going to get and all of the Nigerian funds I'm going to be getting soon we could just buy the island TG!!!!!!!

In the words of Spurs.....WWWWOOOOOHHHHOOOO!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!

#231923 - 03/09/07 11:03 AM Re: funniest spam email [Re: reaper]  
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I propose an "Adopt a Boarder" program for those poor unfortunates who can't come to SP every other month like some of you rich (or soon to be rich) folks. These beach-challenged people simply wish to drink Belikins and frolic in the sun and yet are condemned to lives of work and cold weather. Won't you help!! And start with me!!

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
#231924 - 03/09/07 11:40 AM Re: funniest spam email [Re: KC Jayhawk]  
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Back off Reaper, that Nigerian stash is all mine !!! Oh, wait, it was the Somali stash. smile Never mind.

Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
#231962 - 03/09/07 02:57 PM Re: funniest spam email [Re: Bobber]  
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LOL. Someone in my former office received an e-mail the same or very similar to this. I think she led the writer on for a bit before threatening to turn the communications over to the Sacramento County DA/Fraud Unit. Didn't hear another peep.

Instead of spam e-mail, call it scam e-mail!

#231963 - 03/09/07 03:17 PM Re: funniest spam email [Re: LaurieMar]  
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Otteralum Offline
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I love it Laurie! It's like the wrong numbers I used to get for the pizza place down the street. After a while, I would start taking orders.

I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
#231978 - 03/09/07 07:31 PM Re: funniest spam email [Re: Otteralum]  
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In another life, my phone number was a transposition of the local radio station. Every Friday night, during HS Football & Basketball seasons, the phone would start ringing about 9:30 and for the next 2 hours, nothong but " Can you tell me the score of XXXX" got so irritating that I began making up scores just to get rid of them. Often wondered how many bets were paid off based upon that information smile

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