LOL!!
Well, Gaz, as you know, doesn't pay to be too worried about what happens under water, as long as we can still breathe until we get to the surface.
I've had nurse sharks swimming and bumping between my legs just off of San Pedro, go figure. Just happened last year after all these dives.
And then a couple of years ago in the Blue Hole, I had a local shark decide to come over and sniff me out. Well, heck, that was, um, exciting . . fortunately, it's not like I was a virgin since I'd already had a serious attempt for a date with a shark in the Cook Islands.