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Did you travel by Wayback Machine? Those jokes are ancient.

And to think, I felt guilty and didn't put up all the bush jokes as they seemed outdated.

No Jill, just not heared from you in a while.

Stop me if you've heard this one, Warren G. Harding walks into a bar...............

JKILL & BING ARE ONE AND THE SAME !!!

Might be true Ernie, but sure ain't funny!!!

ah...........the left............now even want to control your "Smiles for the Day"?
Back under your rock there jhill!

A man is walking along the beach when he discovers a strange bottle. He rubs it and a genie comes out and promises to grant him one wish.


The man thinks about it for a moment and says: "My wish is for peace in the Middle East."


The genie looks concerned and then says: "I'm sorry, but that's just not possible. Some things can't be changed. Do you have another wish?"


The guy says, 'Well, for my whole life, I've never received oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish."


The genie pauses for another moment and then says: "How would you define 'peace'?"

A man is cupping his hands to scoop water to drink from a Scottish Highland lake when a gamekeeper spots him and shouts: "Dinnae drink the waater! Et's full of coo's shite and [#%!]!"


The man replies: "Sorry, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English, please?"


The keeper says: "I'm sorry, I said use two hands - you'll spill less that way."

A women is in a hot air balloon and lost so she shouts to a man down below.
"Excuse me, i promised a friend i would meet him but i don't know where i am".
"You are at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude, and 100 degrees 49.09 minutes west longitude." he replies.
" you must be a democrat"
"i am, how did you know?"
"because technically everything you told me is correct but it is useless i am still lost. frankly you have been no help.
"you must be a republican."
yes i am, how did you know?"
"you have risen to where you are due to allot of hot air, you made a promise you can't keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in the exact same position as before we met, but some how, now it's my fault!

What do you get if you cross a prostitute, an onion and a deciduous tree?


A piece of ash that'l bring tears to your eyes!