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That's a good one, except I thought the punchline was, "How's that teaparty thing working out for you?"

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Johnny - is 18 your age or IQ? Ae you the Johnny in all the school teacher jokes.


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Obviously Johnny and I are not cut from the same political cloth, but I will laugh at funny jokes, that just isn't funny, it wouldn't be fummy if you substituted George Bush or Ronald Reagan.

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Originally Posted by Bing Crosby
Obviously Johnny and I are not cut from the same political cloth, but I will laugh at funny jokes, that just isn't funny, it wouldn't be fummy if you substituted George Bush or Ronald Reagan.


It must be tough being a stuffed shirt all the time. You know, politically correct and sh#t!


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Originally Posted by champion
Originally Posted by Bing Crosby
Obviously Johnny and I are not cut from the same political cloth, but I will laugh at funny jokes, that just isn't funny, it wouldn't be funny if you substituted George Bush or Ronald Reagan.


It must be tough being a stuffed shirt all the time. You know, politically correct and sh#t!


Yeah it can be tough but you get used to it.


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Just cant get used to you.

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Originally Posted by Ernie B
Just cant get used to you.


There's just too much hate in the world, but I guess that's what happens when millions of people take Rush Limbaugh seriosly.

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I find it funny that those who suggest others get a sense of humor complain the loudest when their puritan sensibilities are offended.

And something I learned a long time ago, just because you're laughing when punching a kid, doesn't mean it's funny, or that you're not a bully.

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once again Bing, this is smiles for the day.

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Reality..What a concept!
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A puppeteer performs a show with a duck glove puppet.

The duck opens its mouth: "And now I'd like to tell you a joke about democrats!"
There rises a democrat in the last row, "Well, that's enough! I'm bored of it.

Those damned anecdotes always make democrats look like fools!"
The puppeteer blushes and tries to apologize.
"You shut up!" the democrat barks. "I'm talking to your duck!"


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