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Re: Smiles for the day
Amanda Syme #420799 11/02/11 12:52 PM
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Best Bar Joke.......

An Illegal Alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar.


The bartender asks: "What can I get you, Mr. President?"



Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
Re: Smiles for the day
Amanda Syme #420806 11/02/11 01:38 PM
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champion, your comments continue to amaze me. The scarey thing is you probably believe them.
Re: Smiles for the day
Amanda Syme #420808 11/02/11 01:56 PM
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The Miss USA pageant was held at the Theatre for the Performing Arts in Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas , Nevada on June 19, 2011. It was the 60th anniversary of this show. As in the past, contestants are graded on beauty, charm, poise, skills, and their ability to respond to questions.

One of the questions asked of the 2011 contestant was, "Do you think math should be taught in school ?"

The attached video captures some of their answers. All in all, it tends to strengthen the argument for selective breeding.......

http://youtu.be/9QBv2CFTSWU





Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
Re: Smiles for the day
champion #420812 11/02/11 02:41 PM
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And, they are allowed to vote.
Re: Smiles for the day
Amanda Syme #420828 11/02/11 05:08 PM
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Truly terrifying. The prize answer was IMO that math(s) shouldn't be taught as "it's only a theory and isn't mentioned in the Bible". Though "I don't believe in it and don't think it should be encouraged" runs it a close second. Terrifying not just for the answers themselves but for the mindset they reveal, which is apparently very common in today's America.
Re: Smiles for the day
champion #420832 11/02/11 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by champion
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The Miss USA pageant was held at the Theatre for the Performing Arts in Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas , Nevada on June 19, 2011. It was the 60th anniversary of this show. As in the past, contestants are graded on beauty, charm, poise, skills, and their ability to respond to questions.

One of the questions asked of the 2011 contestant was, "Do you think math should be taught in school ?"

The attached video captures some of their answers. All in all, it tends to strengthen the argument for selective breeding.......

http://youtu.be/9QBv2CFTSWU






I find that what brings the true "smile for the day" is that you three are buying into it smile (OK, make that the last two as I think Champion knows he gotcha smile smile smile

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Re: Smiles for the day
klcman #420833 11/02/11 05:29 PM
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Beat me to. it, crazy

Reality..What a concept!
Re: Smiles for the day
papashine #420837 11/02/11 06:05 PM
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WHAT !!! You mean I was duped ? Mymymymy laugh

Re: Smiles for the day
Amanda Syme #420938 11/03/11 12:43 PM
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The give away should have been what these so called "Miss USA" contestants looked like.
Re: Smiles for the day
Amanda Syme #420940 11/03/11 12:56 PM
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