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What a garage!

http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/cps42IRMGFE

Champ, that's not funny, it's amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It didn't make me "Smile", it made me cry!!!!:(

Hey I dated that A$$.


Funny

VT

Never mess with little old ladies!!!!
An eye witness describes an auto accident !!!
You can not help but laugh and laugh and laugh!!!!

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=2998

LOVE THIS......

OLD LOVE -

What if one is deeply in love with a young woman - which was my case - and with age her beauty fades. Will her attraction fatally diminish? Might it be displaced by a sort of repulsion? For instance, when her skin withers and wrinkles, will I still want to kiss the crook of her arms, those arms that I so admire, and, if gallantry pushes me to do so, will I have to avert my eyes?

My friend knew of my fastidiousness and passion for feminine beauty. His usual mode of expression involved elaborate metaphors that snaked around whatever subject was under discussion. This time, however, he got right to the point: "Both you and she," he said, "will change. You will change in tandem. You won't see her with the eyes of a young man, but instead with those of someone who is 75 or 80. The eyes of an old man. Your only worry should be that she may throw you out first!"

A Bob - that was so good I played it twice. Thanks for a good laugh

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

This is serious business. Check it out and remove your personal information.Check Your Driver's License. I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all!

Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove".

This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves, too. Believe me they will thank you for it.

Damn, how did clovers picture get on my license? Did he do some identity theft? Now I am paranoid.

I love U too Belice - Very very good. Thanks for the info. I'm sending it to everyone in my family. They need to know.