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Originally Posted by Ernie B
WELL ???


Nothing


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NOTHING has 7 letters.

NOTHING preceded God.

NOTHING is greater than God.

NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.

All poor people have NOTHING.

Wealthy people need NOTHING.

If you eat NOTHING, you will die..



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TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't
help but think, from listening to you, that you're from
Ireland .'

The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in
Ireland are ya from?'

The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street
did you live on in Dublin ?'

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in
the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old
central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So
did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'

The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy
Heart of Mary, of course..'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so
did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I
graduated in 1964.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be
smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good
luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you
believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in
1964 me self!'

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down,
and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his
head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.


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The Louisiana State Police had
received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area
around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from
Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation
and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main
groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are
they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas
Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins". Puzzled, the
Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one
night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster
fight in person. And I knowed immedjiately dat dem Aggies was involved
when a Duck was entered in the fight." The Commander nodded, "I'll buy
that. But what about the others?" Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I
knowed de Cajuns was involved when sum body bet on de duck!" "Ah, I
see, I see....." sighed the Commander "And how did you figure the Mafia
was involved?" "De duck won."


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I don't know if this would really be called smiles for the day or not! India dentistry.

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SMILE? YEEK! sick

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How you know your shopping in Texas.



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