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you gotta watch this, an elephant painting another elephant.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQYEVQ4w7nw

Sure draws much better than I do!!!!!!

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.

I know there are many of you on the Board that were "Born To Be Wild". So this is just for you and What the Hell Happened To Us?????

http://www.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.235372.1243574086%21menu/standard/file/ny-walt-baby-boomers.swf

you must of seen me at Fidos last week.

Noe tread mills for this old man. I just walk past the gym and beark out in a sweat.

I run all the time. To the store, the mall, Home Depot.

Non stop.

I haven't lost a pound.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is", she said.

The blonde officer looked in the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Ok, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."