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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'
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Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..' Where ? Tear? Naw , old saldies Sally's don't open till 2 pm 
a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .
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(this one's for Elbert)
A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbour . 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..'
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(this one's for Elbert)
A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbour . 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..' Your thirsty?
Jim Formerly from somewhere on a beach in Belize
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I don't know bout that, I've seen lotsa dogs driving cars!
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
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Subject: Why things went the way they did On Election Day. It was pointed out to me that on election day the Democrat vote started out with a pretty healthy lead - and then the Republicans got off work.
Last edited by champion; 11/11/14 11:56 AM.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
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Yeah Champion, and I dated a few!
Last edited by ScubaLdy; 11/11/14 05:18 PM.
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