Just wanted all you sewer rats to know we will be holding a reception EVERY SUNDAY at B'C's in April. Those of you who feel compelled to share a Belikin and tell your story of whoa..please come. I'll try to set it up in April when I get there. We would also like to invite ALL Anti's in case they would be interested in Elevating our social melting pot.
Pedro..our Poster child is expected to be a key (Caye) speaker, after I invite him. He may even reveal why he exposed our secret club sign in the news ad. GlobalBoy is also invited as we need a pinata'.
Man I'd love to be there, but if I can't, where do I send the sewer rat donation check? I wonder if NYGal got enough rat (mouse) ears for us to wear? Guess we have to give the not-so-secret club sign at the steps?
Sewer Rats Club in a non-profit Org..There Are No Dues Or Fee's... Of course there are no bennies either..other than being able to wear your Ears with Pride!
Yes, the only requirement for membership is YOU MUST HAVE A MIDDLE FINGER AND BE WILLING TO SHOW IT. Be aware that joining us may result in being called such names as; Lowlife Biker Trash Pond Scum Good for nothing Wanker Poo Poo Head Doody Face Rat Lover Lower Than Whale Snot Gutter Girls... There..for the cowgirl! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SCUM SUCKING LAWYERS... WARNING: PICTURES TAKEN DURING MEETINGS MAY BE POSTED IN THE SAN PEDRO TIMES!
You forgot..gutter girls, whale s...t, and being lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut. Followed by, a bunch of expleitives! Heck, where do I sign up! I'm not one to miss a joke!
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