Hey Dan,
I loved your story! You write very well. I am concerned your gifts will go to waste in the legal profession, as there can be a lack of a sense of humor in the profession. I believe I am entitled to this opinion, as I have practiced law longer than you have been alive...yikes, that is too long! Anyway, thank you for making me laugh very hard and please visit Belize again. As you know, it is a pretty amazing place.