'Tis winter in New England
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!

Oh, how I love New England
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose, it freezes shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
But I could never leave New England
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!!

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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman