and verily, verily, I sayeth to you... the end time is near. We shall reach the 1000th posting and closeth this thread downeth.

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And I also sayeth to you... we shall go forth and create a new thread... a new thread filled with...

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and in conclusion, please remember the poor unfortunate people of our Anti club as you leave by depositing money in the boxes provided. eek