I have been living happily here in S. P. for over ten years and am not going anywhere.It is necessary for me to have a good chuckle when I can. You are cool, you passed the test you have a good attitude.Your answer to your question is, real Estate broker,glad didn't lose you with the slipper crack (lol).
all the best

Tina's Island Life
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