Ernie... it's very nice you congratulated Kimberly as a new member...blah, blah, blah... but let's get to the important facts:

1. Is Kim married? (not really important)

2. Is Kim gainfully employed (or at least a Welfare recepient - some kind of income)

3. Is Kim cute?

4. Does Kim get turned on by guys with canes?

Just sign me:
eek

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