Dear Mz. Alcatraz:
As much as riding on the roof of your luxury rental car equipped with furlined bungee cord restraints sound, I much rather would like to discuss your comment/question: "from what I hear about the famous Party - who needs clothes?" Where did you hear this story, explain in detail the full story (don't leave out any details), and where the hell was I last year when this not wearing of clothes was happening?

Sincerely,
eek