Hey now, I am good at suing... I can do the following:

Slipping on bananas

Choking on Hamburgers with roach particles

Dislocated assortment of bones from looking at females driving and changing clothes

Dislocated assortment of bones from looking at females doing nothing but changing clothes.

Actually, this list is way too long for here. Interested parties should email me.

Also, I'm available for emergency mishaps as well.

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