Sisters Marilyn and Helen were traveling through Europe in their car. When they stopped at a traffic light in Transylvania, a tiny little Dracula jumped onto the hood and hissed through the windshield.
Sister Marilyn screamed, "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," said Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switched on the wipers, which knocked Dracula about, but he hung on and continued hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouted.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," said Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turned on the windshield washer. Dracula screamed in agony as the water burned his skin, but still he clung to the wipers, all the while hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouted Sister Marilyn.
"Show him your cross," said Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn.
Then she opened the window and shouted, "Get the f##k off our car!!!"