a man walks into the local unemployment office and marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi.
You know, I just HATE drawing unemployment
checks. I'd really rather have a job." The social
worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all
of your clothes. Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll
have a two bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."