Pedro is driving down the street in a sweat because he has an important meeting and can't find a parking place.
Looking toward heaven, he says, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life.
I'll help Maria cook all the meals. I'll give our children their baths and start putting them to bed myself. I'll do all the washing and
ironing..... and I'll even give up tequila!"

Almost instantly, a parking place appears.
Pedro looks up again.
"Never mind," he says, "I found one."
:p