Malibu, there were multiple reasons he was falling down: 1) Laughing too hard from a previous SPSC thread before the partee 2)Lost his footing while trying to decipher Ernie's directions to the partee; 3)racing to his computer AFTER the partee to make the 1st trip report of the partee; 4)DRANK ALL THE RUM - HENCE WE ASK BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE? 5)Racing to the door so he can get a photo of Gay dancing nekkid on the dock. There may be more, but I don't know of them.
(p.s. Denny, honey, I promise I will wear the white floozy dress again to the next partee, after picking on you like this.