-----Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a
>>> tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry
>>> of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and
>>> banners when he turned a corner and saw a building
>>> with the sign "Moshe Plotnik's Laundry." "Moshe
>>> Plotnik?" he wondered. "How does that belong in
>>> Chinatown?"
>>>
>>> He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard
>>> looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the
>>> proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of
>>> the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts
>>> and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moshe
>>> Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."
>>>
>>> The tourist selected a coffee cup as a
>>> conversation piece to take back to his office.
>>> Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese
>>> gentleman who thanked him for his purchase. The
>>> tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a
>>> name like 'Moshe Plotnik's Laundry?'
>>>
>>> The old man answered, "Ah...Evleebody ask me that
>>> . It name of owner."
>>>
>>> Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here?"
>>>
>>> "It me," replies the old man.
>>>
>>> "Really? You're Chinese. How did you ever get a
>>> name like Moshe Plotnik?"
>>>
>>> "Is simple", said the old man. "Many, many year
>>> ago I come to this country. I standing in line at
>>> "Documentation Center of Immigration." Man in front
>>> of me was Jewish man from Poland. Lady at counter
>>> look at him and say, "What your name?" He say,
>>> "Moshe Plotnik."
>>>
>>> Then she look at me and say, "What's your name?"
>>>
>>> I say, "Sam Ting." wink
>

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