Bubba's car was hit by a truck in an accident.

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Bubba. Didn't you say, Sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'? asked the lawyer.

Bubba responded, Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....

I didn't ask for any details, the lawyer interrupted. Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?

Bubba said, Well, I had just got Bessie into da trailer and I was driving down da road...

The lawyer interrupted again and said, Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now, several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Bubba's answer and said to the lawyer, I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.

Bubba thanked the Judge and proceeded. Well, as I was saying I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da highway when dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into da other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. But, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right between da eyes.

Then da patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?' Now, what da hell would YOU say?

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