Two elderly gentlemen
from a retirement centre were sitting
>on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years
>old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do
>you feel?'
>Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
>'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
>'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I
>just wet my pants.'


Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol