Quickie in the Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a path
way for a hundred years, when one day an angel
comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This time, I 'll hold the
pigeon down and you shit on its head.'


Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol