Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said " last friday at the
end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
coat . I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice , black
stockings and stiletto heels . He was so aroused that we made passionate
love on his desk right then and there !"
The enguaged woman giggled and said "That's
pretty much my story , when my fianc'e got home last friday, he found me
waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice , black hose and stiletto
pumps . He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night , he
wants to move up are wedding date !"
The married woman put her glass down and said " I did a lot of planning .
I made arangements for the kids to stay over at grandmas . I took a long
scented bath and put on my best perfume ,I slipped into a tight leather
bodice , black garter belt , black stockings and six inch stilettos . I
finished it off with a black mask . When my husband got home from work ,
he grabbed a beer and the remote , sat down and yelled, Hey , batman ,
what's for dinner?"

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .