A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,

'Well, that's great.........that's really great ........ some asshole's got
my pen




Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably.