Three rednecks were working on top of a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie,
and Donnie.

As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, damn,
someone should go and tell his wife."

Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Donnie replies.

"That's unbelievable; you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you a case of beer?"

"Well, not exactly," Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, 'You must be Cooter's widow.' She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not
a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'"

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