>The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and
>his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when
>you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew
>he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
>
>As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped
>it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
>
>He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage
>door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
>She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat
>tires..

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