New Disease Alert from The Centers for Disease Control
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This
virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into
contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Optional: Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase
antidote - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .