Belizean Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. He notices that there are many hells. One for each country. He walks over to the Russian hell and asks
"What do they do to you here?"
the guard there said "Well, they electrocute and torture you for eternity."
The man was not impressed and decided to find another hell. As he was walking he noticed that there was a long line in front of the gates to the Belizean Hell. He stopped and asked:
"What do they do to you here?"
A guard asnwered: "Well, they electrocute and torture you for eternity."
The man said: "Thats what they do in the Russian Hell. Why is there such a long line here?"
The guard answered: "Well, the electricity is always out and the guy that tortures you works for the government so he just comes and signs-in then leaves."
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