-When the cops asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him, she said: 5 or a 6. Put me down for a 5



-Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.



-What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.



-Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.



-What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.



-Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.




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