The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 62 years


ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five

aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell,

New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been



covered up by the U.S.Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.


However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, 1948, nine

months after that historic day, the following people were born:


Albert A. Gore, Jr..

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer


See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?



Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol