A man and his ever-loving nagging wife went on vacation to Jeruselem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here in the holy land for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked " Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only spend $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance."