A newly married couple is getting ready for bed on their wedding night after saving themselves for the big occasion.
The wife is waiting in bed and the husband is beginning to undress.

"Dearest wife, when I was young, I was inflicted with several diseases that left me slightly impaired". As he takes off his pants, he points out his badly disfigured knees. When I was 7, I had a case of the "kneesles".

He continues undressing, this time taking off his socks. "Dearest wife, when I was 9, I had a case of "Toeleo", that left my toes horribly disfigured".

As he begins to remove his underwear, his wife says, "Don't tell me, when you were 13, you had a case of "Smallcoxs"?