A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly...him in the upper bunk and she
in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."
I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's
just pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed!
"Good," she replied... "Get your own *%#$^&*
blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
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