There was a girly lobster and a manly lobster who went to Central Park Beach. It was really hot and the girly lobster asked her man to get her an ice cream from MannellyS. While on his way back to the Beach he ate his ice cream. Then when he was in front of Big Daddies her ice cream started to melt all over his darned claw! He decided to eat hers too so it wouldn't make a mess. When he finally settled down in front of the statue of the manatee where his little lady was - she asked where her ice cream was. When he told her he had eaten it - she was disgusted and said - "You SHELLFISH bastard!"