A puppeteer performs a show with a duck glove puppet.

The duck opens its mouth: "And now I'd like to tell you a joke about democrats!"
There rises a democrat in the last row, "Well, that's enough! I'm bored of it.

Those damned anecdotes always make democrats look like fools!"
The puppeteer blushes and tries to apologize.
"You shut up!" the democrat barks. "I'm talking to your duck!"

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol