Blarney went to his doctor accompanied by his son to find out his test results.
The doctor said Blarney me lad I have bad news you only have 6 weeks to live.
His son was in shock but Blarney says to him I've led a long and happy life lets go to the pub and have a pint to celebrate my life.
well it wasn't long before word got out that Blarney was dying and one friend walked up and says Blarney me lad sorry to here your not long for this world,Aye says Blarney and the friend
says what have you got lad.
Blarney replies Aids and the friend walks away,his son says dad why did you tell him you were dying from aids?
Blarney replies I'll not want my friends to come visiting your mother after I'm gone