A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of
them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it
again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
'0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the
coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him
that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back
into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.