To: God
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God:
Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God:
Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename
the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God:
If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and
no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God:
We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?
Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God:
Let me give you a list of just some of the things
I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food
before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with
Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur
before entering the house - not after.
8. I will not come in from outside
and immediately drag my butt.
9. I will not sit in the middle of the
living room and lick my crotch.
10. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when
I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.
P.S....
Dear God: When I get to Heaven
may I have my "nipped parts" back?
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains un-awakened! (Anatole France)
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