I'm a Newf smile

If you don't mind, I've taken the liberty of making the 'accent' a little more authentic...

An American tourist asks a Newfoundlander:
"Why do scuba divers always fall
backwards off their boats?"
To which the Newfoundlander replies:
"Lard tunderin' jazus, b'y
yore as stunned as me arse.
If dey falls for'rds, dey'd still be in de friggen bowat!"

LOL grin

Newfoundlanders are the only people in heaven who want to go home.